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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:40

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.